Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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