Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
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