Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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