I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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