the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
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