Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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