so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
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