just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
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