Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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