Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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