yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
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