Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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