I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us�
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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