theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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