Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
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