Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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