i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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