I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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