Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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