Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Randomize
