My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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