Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us�
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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