Dual....:-)
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
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