I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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