You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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