i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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