He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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