if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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