I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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