the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
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