Define "chronic" masturbator.
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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