This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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