Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
did you just send me my own nude
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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