i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
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