I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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