my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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