now i know why i became what i already was.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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