i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. �Hello 29...
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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