PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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