you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Come share oat with me in your robe
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
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