I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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