Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Rock
Scissors
Fuck
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Randomize
