Fine. I'll sleep in my office
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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