She announced her abortion via fbk
No subtext here. People are naked.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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