Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
i think i have herpe
just one?
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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