There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
found the other keg... it's in the tree
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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