We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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