I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
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