But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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