the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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